You've been reading about them for well over a year.  Now you can sort your stitches straight with Sharon From Security, Finn from Interpol, Kit Kat, Jean from IT's silly Buick, a flame thrower and of course, the infamous camper.
 
These removable stitch markers come as a set of 6 on a ball chain ring.  Individual markers are big enough to be noticed, but small enough that they won't get tangled in your knitting
 
This is a PRE-ORDER.  Estimated to ship by 8/20/2021 - if you also ordered something with a later shipping date (tea towel), they will ship together.